the things she says
when i asked her if she could draw a panda bear she replied:
“oh i’m sorry…. today is not that day”
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“mommy look, my doggie is licking him penis. haha”
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“mommy, can i have a candy corn please?”
ok, but just one
“ok. but one means five right?”
no, one means one
“oh ok. hahahaha”
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“camels are like giraffes because i’m painting a camel giraffe”
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“mommy, you need to share your salad because that’s what friends do
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“mommy, i want to do exercise but my butt hurts. no, it itches!”
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and on that note, happy saturday everyone!
